Ok i'm bored!!!

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots

If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat

If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk

How is it possible to have a civil war

How can there be "self help GROUPS

Does the little mermaid wear an algebra

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections

Where does the white go when the snow melts

IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES