And some more!!!

If you have something to say, raise your hand. and place it over your mouth.

I'm back by popular demand.

I'm objective; I object to everything.

I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

Life is not a garden, so quit being a hoe

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse behind.

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody

Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes

Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!!

T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

Do stairs go up or down?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?