ahem, nothing like me at all...

We could all do with a little calm.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
The article read:
The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".
So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started.....and hadn't finished.
And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine,Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, my Jack Daniels, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how bloody good I feel.