Woman are clever evil bitches

>> God works in Mysterious ways.
>> A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
>> morning.
>> Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
>> are hurt.
>>>> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man
>> That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
>> nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
>> should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
>> our days".
>>>> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
>> must be a sign from God!"
>>>> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle My car is
>> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
>> wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
>>>> Then she hands the bottle to the man.
>>>> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
>> and then hands it back to the woman.
>> The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
>> hands it back to the man
>>>> The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>>>> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
>>>> MORAL OF THE STORY:
>> Women are clever, evil bitches.
>> Don't mess with them.

remeber always to carry a bottle in the car!!!